Is It Worth It?
We rate every item with one honest verdict. High-intent shoppers, this page is for you — skip the regret, jump to the answer.
Surprisingly Worth It
Dumb on paper, genuinely great in practice. Buy with confidence.
- Yodeling PickleA pickle. It yodels. That is the product.$13
- Fart NinjaRemote-controlled flatulence from fifty feet away.$8
- Screaming Goat FigurineA tiny goat that screams on demand.$9
- Tiny Violin (with sound!)Plays sad violin music at your complaining coworker.$13
- Mini Inflatable Tube GuyThe car-lot flailing man, shrunk to desk size.$11
- Aztec Death WhistleIt sounds exactly like a human screaming.$40
- Blobfish SquishyThe world's ugliest animal, as a stress toy.$8
- Mini ZoltarThe fortune teller from Big, desk-sized.$13
- Bubble Wrap TissuesTissues that pop instead of absorbing anything.$10
- 'This Is Fine' FigurineThe burning-room dog, as an object.$14
- Colorful FerrofluidMagnetic liquid that grows spikes on command.$45
- Ferrofluid in a BottleThe cheaper way to watch liquid spike.$30
- World's Smallest Shop VacA working shop vac the size of a thumb.$12
- World's Smallest BlenderBlends approximately one grape.$13
- Dog Selfie HelperA phone clip that holds a treat.$11
- Lollipop StarA lollipop that plays music in your skull.$9
- Slug LightA lamp. Shaped like a slug.$27
- Homer Chia PetChia Pet, but it is Homer Simpson.$27
- Escar-Soap DispenserA snail that dispenses your hand soap.$17
- Magnetic Sand HourglassIron filings climbing a magnet, forever.$18
- Giant Cheese Stress BallA wedge of cheese the size of your head.$22
- Hydrocolloid Pimple PatchesStickers for your face that genuinely work.$13
- Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Filter DupeFourteen dollars instead of forty-nine.$14
- Claw Clips for Thick HairSolves a real problem for thirteen dollars.$13
- Govee Neon Rope LightsMusic-sync neon rope for under twenty dollars.$20
Your Call
Depends entirely on how much you like attention. No judgment.
- Liquid AssThe name is the entire marketing budget.$10
- Fartin' Hot PotatoHot potato, but it breaks wind at you.$20
- Scary PeeperA realistic face that suctions to your window.$44
- Shock BallHot potato where the loser gets electrocuted.$17
- 'Cry on Cue' Tear StickThe tear stick actors use, sold to civilians.$22
- Prank Thank You CardStationery designed to ruin someone's afternoon.$9
- Mysterious Box of MysteryYou pay. They send something. That is the deal.$35
- Toilet TimerA sand timer so your family knows.$16
- Selective Listener's Ear TrumpetA Victorian hearing horn, sold as passive aggression.$13
- Name a Star Gift BoxLegally meaningless. Emotionally devastating.$20
- Garbage Pail Kids Tarot DeckTwo unrelated nostalgias, welded together by lawyers.$25
- Pop It PalA silicone pad for popping fake pimples.$6
- Pyro Mini FireshooterA wrist device that shoots actual fireballs.$149
- Feel Flux Skill SetA copper tube, a magnet, and physics.$85
- Talking Desktop TherapistA box that dispenses therapy cliches.$25
- Couch Potato LightA lamp shaped like a potato on a couch.$26
- Talking Toilet Paper HolderIt speaks to you. In the bathroom.$20
- Cigarette CandlesCandles that look like cigarettes in an ashtray.$13
- Doggie Cigars (6-Pack)Cigar-shaped treats. For your dog.$30
- Cat WineNon-alcoholic wine. For a cat.$11
- Meat Sweat TowelA towel for the sweat that meat causes.$9
- Bacon Lip BalmTwo dollars. Tastes like bacon.$2
Absolutely Not
We looked. We laughed. We beg you to reconsider.
- Spitting Llama HatA wearable llama that spits at people.$30
- The Human SlingshotA slingshot. For launching humans.$60
- The Buttress PillowAn enormous pillow shaped like a rear end.$140
- Zen Garden Litter BoxYour cat's toilet, as a meditation feature.$10
- Throwflame XL18 FlamethrowerA 110-foot flamethrower, shipped to your door.$3,450
- Theodent 300 ToothpasteA $125 tube of toothpaste.$125
- Goldgenie 24k Gold Plating ServiceThey will gold-plate anything you own.$35,000