The Hall of Shame
Every bad decision we've cataloged, ranked by sheer dumbness — from "okay, kind of fun" to "please call your accountant."
Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. It yodels. That is the product.
See the verdict →Spitting Llama Hat
A wearable llama that spits at people.
See the verdict →The Human Slingshot
A slingshot. For launching humans.
See the verdict →Pyro Mini Fireshooter
A wrist device that shoots actual fireballs.
See the verdict →The Buttress Pillow
An enormous pillow shaped like a rear end.
See the verdict →Throwflame XL18 Flamethrower
A 110-foot flamethrower, shipped to your door.
See the verdict →Theodent 300 Toothpaste
A $125 tube of toothpaste.
See the verdict →Goldgenie 24k Gold Plating Service
They will gold-plate anything you own.
See the verdict →Liquid Ass
The name is the entire marketing budget.
See the verdict →Fartin' Hot Potato
Hot potato, but it breaks wind at you.
See the verdict →Fart Ninja
Remote-controlled flatulence from fifty feet away.
See the verdict →Scary Peeper
A realistic face that suctions to your window.
See the verdict →Shock Ball
Hot potato where the loser gets electrocuted.
See the verdict →'Cry on Cue' Tear Stick
The tear stick actors use, sold to civilians.
See the verdict →Aztec Death Whistle
It sounds exactly like a human screaming.
See the verdict →Mysterious Box of Mystery
You pay. They send something. That is the deal.
See the verdict →Selective Listener's Ear Trumpet
A Victorian hearing horn, sold as passive aggression.
See the verdict →Name a Star Gift Box
Legally meaningless. Emotionally devastating.
See the verdict →Pop It Pal
A silicone pad for popping fake pimples.
See the verdict →Feel Flux Skill Set
A copper tube, a magnet, and physics.
See the verdict →Talking Desktop Therapist
A box that dispenses therapy cliches.
See the verdict →Couch Potato Light
A lamp shaped like a potato on a couch.
See the verdict →Talking Toilet Paper Holder
It speaks to you. In the bathroom.
See the verdict →Zen Garden Litter Box
Your cat's toilet, as a meditation feature.
See the verdict →Doggie Cigars (6-Pack)
Cigar-shaped treats. For your dog.
See the verdict →Cat Wine
Non-alcoholic wine. For a cat.
See the verdict →Screaming Goat Figurine
A tiny goat that screams on demand.
See the verdict →Tiny Violin (with sound!)
Plays sad violin music at your complaining coworker.
See the verdict →Mini Inflatable Tube Guy
The car-lot flailing man, shrunk to desk size.
See the verdict →Prank Thank You Card
Stationery designed to ruin someone's afternoon.
See the verdict →Toilet Timer
A sand timer so your family knows.
See the verdict →Mini Zoltar
The fortune teller from Big, desk-sized.
See the verdict →Bubble Wrap Tissues
Tissues that pop instead of absorbing anything.
See the verdict →'This Is Fine' Figurine
The burning-room dog, as an object.
See the verdict →Garbage Pail Kids Tarot Deck
Two unrelated nostalgias, welded together by lawyers.
See the verdict →Colorful Ferrofluid
Magnetic liquid that grows spikes on command.
See the verdict →Ferrofluid in a Bottle
The cheaper way to watch liquid spike.
See the verdict →World's Smallest Shop Vac
A working shop vac the size of a thumb.
See the verdict →World's Smallest Blender
Blends approximately one grape.
See the verdict →Lollipop Star
A lollipop that plays music in your skull.
See the verdict →Slug Light
A lamp. Shaped like a slug.
See the verdict →Homer Chia Pet
Chia Pet, but it is Homer Simpson.
See the verdict →Cigarette Candles
Candles that look like cigarettes in an ashtray.
See the verdict →Giant Cheese Stress Ball
A wedge of cheese the size of your head.
See the verdict →Meat Sweat Towel
A towel for the sweat that meat causes.
See the verdict →Bacon Lip Balm
Two dollars. Tastes like bacon.
See the verdict →Blobfish Squishy
The world's ugliest animal, as a stress toy.
See the verdict →Dog Selfie Helper
A phone clip that holds a treat.
See the verdict →Escar-Soap Dispenser
A snail that dispenses your hand soap.
See the verdict →Magnetic Sand Hourglass
Iron filings climbing a magnet, forever.
See the verdict →Govee Neon Rope Lights
Music-sync neon rope for under twenty dollars.
See the verdict →Hydrocolloid Pimple Patches
Stickers for your face that genuinely work.
See the verdict →Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Filter Dupe
Fourteen dollars instead of forty-nine.
See the verdict →Claw Clips for Thick Hair
Solves a real problem for thirteen dollars.
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