Why Does This Exist?
The void stares back, and it has a price tag.
Surprisingly Worth It
$40
Aztec Death Whistle
It sounds exactly like a human screaming.
See the verdict →Absolutely Not
$60
The Human Slingshot
A slingshot. For launching humans.
See the verdict →Your Call
$35
Mysterious Box of Mystery
You pay. They send something. That is the deal.
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$16
Toilet Timer
A sand timer so your family knows.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$8
Blobfish Squishy
The world's ugliest animal, as a stress toy.
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$13
Selective Listener's Ear Trumpet
A Victorian hearing horn, sold as passive aggression.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$13
Mini Zoltar
The fortune teller from Big, desk-sized.
See the verdict →Your Call
$20
Name a Star Gift Box
Legally meaningless. Emotionally devastating.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$10
Bubble Wrap Tissues
Tissues that pop instead of absorbing anything.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$14
'This Is Fine' Figurine
The burning-room dog, as an object.
See the verdict →Your Call
$25
Garbage Pail Kids Tarot Deck
Two unrelated nostalgias, welded together by lawyers.
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$6
Pop It Pal
A silicone pad for popping fake pimples.
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