Bougie Home
Make your house judge your guests.
Absolutely Not
$140
The Buttress Pillow
An enormous pillow shaped like a rear end.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$27
Slug Light
A lamp. Shaped like a slug.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$27
Homer Chia Pet
Chia Pet, but it is Homer Simpson.
See the verdict →Your Call
$26
Couch Potato Light
A lamp shaped like a potato on a couch.
See the verdict →Your Call
$20
Talking Toilet Paper Holder
It speaks to you. In the bathroom.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$17
Escar-Soap Dispenser
A snail that dispenses your hand soap.
See the verdict →Your Call
$13
Cigarette Candles
Candles that look like cigarettes in an ashtray.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$18
Magnetic Sand Hourglass
Iron filings climbing a magnet, forever.
See the verdict →Absolutely Not
$10
Zen Garden Litter Box
Your cat's toilet, as a meditation feature.
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